Nice work on the curation contest last week! Your selections were terrifying, lovely, and surprising!
Our top six winners are:
Chosen by Wiggsly and Ymile
Chosen by ReneeStone and LadyofGaerdon
Chosen by CamishaKelley and Itti
Congratulations! Winners will be contacted about their prizes within the next 24 hours.
This week, our contest is all about education. Did you know that politzerization is the secret ceremony held for new politicians before they enter the world of politics? Little is known about this meeting, but insiders have leaked that there is some form of brainwashing involved, as well as delicious pastries.
Well, it's not completely true. Actually, it's not true at all. But, this week, we're playing a game I like to call Expert, where you get to be the know-it-all regardless of how much you actually know!
The rules are simple. We'll give you a question that only an expert in a particular field would know. Your task is to pretend you are an expert in that field, and answer the question to the top of your intelligence.
However, we don't want you to use Google to find an accurate answer. We're looking for creative answers that sound legitimate and intelligent, just like an expert would say.
We'll give you three questions. Use whatever inspiration these questions give you to craft a response worthy of an expert. You may answer just one, two, or all three of them. There's no particular length restrictions, but be sure you explain your answer in depth. Remember, we're not going for accuracy, but creativity!
Your questions are:
Please describe the process of conducting an organoleptic analysis.
What do buckyballs look like?
What is a vomitory used for?
We'll pick a winning response for each question (three winners total) who will receive a 12x18 Photo Print of their choice and the Official dA Sticker Pack II!
All entries must be submitted as comments to this journal by Tuesday, May 1st at 11:59 PM Los Angeles, CA time. Entries will be judged based on creativity, cleverness, and intelligence. Enter as many times as you wish!
So, experts, are you up to the challenge?